Saturday, 6 May 2017

15 Funny Husband And Wife Text

I love you so much even by the fart in my behind

My love, you know I love you so much more than life itself although life is so sweet



The love I have for you will still remain even through the Premier league season

When I married Ms Right, I didn’t know her first name was “Always”

A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.

Marriage is just fancy word to adopt an over grown male child who is no more handled by his parents.

Some remain single and make wonders happen.
Some have boyfriends and see wonders happen.
The rest get married and wonder what happened.

Marriage is when a man looses his bachelors degree and woman gets her masters degree.

My hubby may wear the pants in our family but I control the zipper!

I truly believe that if you fail to exist, I will live for the both of us.

My wife treats me like a God. She takes very little notice of my existence until she wants something.

Marriage is when a man looses his bachelors degree and woman gets her masters degree.

My hubby may wear the pants in our family but I control the zipper!



Every man wants a good wife but you define the good in a wife

My man is my dad when I want something and I'm his child when he needs something, we hold to each other, undeniable love

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